Tila Tequila

Myspace died, so this bitch decided it was time to take her own life.  She failed.  Down to 78lbs and suffering from a brain aneurysm and an overdose on pills, she is More »

Of Mice And Men

Not only does this band look like they suck a lot of dick but they sound like they do too..  Check out this video of Shayley quitting the band because they were More »

The Grammy’s

  It’s become atrocious, honestly. You get lots of live performances, then it’s an ever so awkward transition to the random announcement of the winner, back to another awkward transition back to More »

Jonny Craig

Finally, the scumbag decides to call it quits. Dance Gavin Dance booted him after videos and photos were released of him using heroin. This not long after his twitter scam of receiving More »

Whitney Houston

Fucking crack whore. Do we blame Bobby Brown? As far as i knew she died long ago. What a waste of an amazing vocalist. It’s amazing how everyone praises people so highly More »

 

Tila Tequila

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Myspace died, so this bitch decided it was time to take her own life.  She failed.  Down to 78lbs and suffering from a brain aneurysm and an overdose on pills, she is now only able to get around in a

Of Mice And Men

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Not only does this band look like they suck a lot of dick but they sound like they do too..  Check out this video of Shayley quitting the band because they were so fucking horrible that he got depressed and

The Grammy’s

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  It’s become atrocious, honestly. You get lots of live performances, then it’s an ever so awkward transition to the random announcement of the winner, back to another awkward transition back to the performances.   I mean they may as well

Jonny Craig

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Finally, the scumbag decides to call it quits. Dance Gavin Dance booted him after videos and photos were released of him using heroin. This not long after his twitter scam of receiving money for laptops and never sending them out.

Whitney Houston

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Fucking crack whore. Do we blame Bobby Brown? As far as i knew she died long ago. What a waste of an amazing vocalist. It’s amazing how everyone praises people so highly after they die and seem to forget about

Design The Skyline

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Just the thought of this makes me feel like there’s no hope left in humanity. When I first heard them I thought to myself, “this has to be some sort of saturday night live skit.” and I wish it was,

Nickelback

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Do I even need to explain why? Same beat, same breaks, same awful band. It’s a comfort to know that mediocracy is considered perfectly acceptable when it comes to them. They are everything that’s wrong with society and it’s disgustingly

Liferuiner(s)

liferuiner

Oh what to say about this big pile of generic breakdowns.  Sure they are XXX but apparently being edge doesn’t include not having sex with underage girls while on tour.  After being accused of such things the original Canadian lineup

Thursday

Thursday_Ambient

Where to start with these talentless emo hacks.  Only good part is the drummer Tucker Rule, except for the fact he likes to text with underage girls he meets at shows.  Not like that it isn’t bad enough but he

Prepare.

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We are going to be criticizing your band and letting you know what sucks about you.  If you dont like it FUCK YOU!